Cretin Racer/500 Vintage Champion Marc Brown Returns to Action

10. April 2009 • Category: Cretin Racers, Miscellaneous BS

This just in from #135 himself:

“I just sold a bike to fund the race year and should have the engine back together this weekend.  All I need now is the new farking $350.00 AMB Transponder.  I can’t wait to get back at it….”

Motorjones

Look out, Brit Bikes…the Triumph/BSA/Matchless-killer is back!  And speaking of the Brit Killer, here are some of Marc’s speed secrets:

Motorjones’s 1970 Honda 350 twin Basic Engine Specs:
Pistons: Kawasaki 750 (bumps the cc’s to a true 350)
Cam: Megacycle 123-40 with Kibblewhite springs
Ignition: Dyna S off the crank on a custom built plate/pickup & timed to 35o
Plugs: NGK B10 EGV
Carbs: Mikuni 34mm Slide 2.5 Needle 6DH2 Needle Jet 159 P6 Main 180 Pilot 6R5 Air 2.0

Cretins Racing is using ELF Nitron “Ol’ Time” Oil

08. April 2009 • Category: Cretin Racers, Racing Products, Support The Racers

ELF Nitron Rouge 10w-50 Full Synthetic

ELF Nitron Rouge 10w-50

 

 

I found out about this great product through Mike from Performance Northwest, Inc. and we’re very happy to be using it!

ELF Nitron comes in 10w-40 Semi-Syn, 10w-50 Full-Syn and 2-Stroke formulas with special additives to prevent clutch slippage.  The folks at ELF have also ingeniously added a little whiff of Ricin to give that wonderful castor bean oil scent that once filled the paddocks of yore.  One more nice touch is that it comes in a cool retro 1-litre metal can. 

We have also been using ELF Moto Paste Chain Lubricant which has superior longevity and, unlike so many brands that only make the claim, ELF Moto Paste does NOT fling off and make a mess!

Ducati Seattle sells the Nitron 10w-50 that we’ve been using for around $10/litre which is very competitive with other synthetic oils.  Come in and mention the Cretins and they’ll charge you extra (just kiddin’)! 

http://www.lubricants.elf.com/lub/lubroot.nsf/VS_SWIPSA/8FE54ECF9F0B6F38C1256FFF002BFAFB?OpenDocument&UNI=3E6316D95AAD3166C1256E7B005182C5&

WMRRA Season Schedule

07. April 2009 • Category: Cretin Racers, Seattle Race Reports, Support The Racers

Some fine folks have requested the WMRRA schedule, so here it is:

Round 1 April 4 and 5 Pacific
Round 2 May 9 and 10 Pacific
Round 3 May 23 and 24 Spokane***
Round 4 June 13 and 14 Pacific
Round 5 July 11 and 12 Spokane***
Round 6 Aug 8 and 9 Pacific
Round 7 Aug 29 and 30 Pacific
Round 8 Oct 3 and 4 Pacific

***Tentative dates!

I’m still not sure which weekend will be the Sounds of the Past (SOTP).  I suspect it will be either the June of the Early August date.  That weekend is a must see for vintage bike fans!

4/5/09: WMRRA 2009 Race Season Is Underway!

07. April 2009 • Category: Seattle Race Reports

So begins another year of exciting thrills (and hopefully no spills) at the track!

April 5th gave us fantastic weather at Pacific Raceways; perfect for shaking out the cobwebs and dusting off the skills.

I, Cogs #40, hit practice feeling pretty slow and rusty.  Tamra #440 took it easy and concentrated on smoothness.  Tamra’s engine has an ominous knock-yowling sound and I was sweating bullets hoping it would stay together.  The bike runs perfectly, however and didn’t stop her from just concentrating on her riding.

I had a blown shift which necessitated use of the Turn 3 escape road, a couple of close-calls with other riders (neither was my fault) and general unease about the session.

The first race was like a personal track day for me, caught in a dead zone between the two fastest guys and the rest of the pack. Tim O’Mahony (#220) and Tom Deem (#500) have incredibly fast bikes this year and will be virtually uncatchable for me seeing as how they motored away from me.   I rattled off some 2:02’s and a 2:01–very quick times that at one time seemed stratospheric–and it put me way out front of any other takers, but I couldn’t even keep the top two in my sight.  I was really pressing and it seemed like I should have been hitting 2:00 flats, but it just wasn’t there.  My best time ever was a high 1:58 and I have run several 1:59’s.  I guess I’ll get back there as the season goes on and the rust wears off.

The second race I was able to hang with Tim and Tom a little better.  Some real hard charging on my part led to a couple of bobbles which allowed Troy Knapp (#341)–a veteran racer but newcomer to the class–to pass me by.  I stuck behind him and gauged where I could make my move.  I really can’t even remember where it took place, but I did get him back and got another solid 3rd.  Overall, I was very pleased with the results, although there’s some juice still out there on the table.

Tamra slipped right back into form with 2:14’s and 2:15’s.  Very respectable especially considering her limited experience.  I have spent a lot of time watching her progress and monitoring her lines.  She looks great; just needs to brake later and gas earlier–the lines are definitely there.  Fortunately the motor held together just fine.  I’m thinking it might be a clutch basket issue, especially since it’s worst when feathering it from a stop.  I also think I am cheating her out of a couple of seconds on the straightaway with gearing that is too low.  Due to low rider turnout Tamra came in last, but judging from past results with larger grids of around 18-20 bikes, her 13th place finish would be very admirable!

Building a racer? Check our links for info!

29. November 2008 • Category: Miscellaneous BS

We’re adding links to help anyone who wants to build a racer (or just fix your current street project).  People ask me all the time for sources of parts and information.  Thanks to the ‘net it’s easier than ever to get the help you need, so have at it!

The ‘08 WMRRA Results

24. November 2008 • Category: Seattle Race Reports

“Motorjones”  Mark Brown #135 placed 2nd overall in 500v (out of a field of 8) 

“F-2″ Doug Riedner #200 placed 7th overall in 500v (Doug blew up early in the season and never got back out–wait ’til next year!) 

“Cogs”  A. Michael Collins #40 placed 4th overall in F-160 (out of a field of 30)

Tamra “the Wheelie’n’ Sicilian” Ancona #950 placed 2nd in 250v –technically not a class as there were only 3 bikes in 250v this year.  If she’d run in F-160, she would have wound up around 20th or so.

The Lineup for the 2008 WMRRA season

24. November 2008 • Category: Cretin Racers

 

Cretin Cogs--2005 WMRRA 250 Vintage Champion

Cretin Cogs--2005 WMRRA 250 Vintage Champion

Cretins to watch in ‘08


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